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Fresh from the Brain
Please Hold
There is a special kind of limbo that happens in the final stages of interviews. You finish a round, close your laptop, and suddenly the whole world goes quiet, like someone pressed pause on your stor
If Statement Energy
There's a funny curve in engineering that nobody warns you about. Early on, every problem looks like a chance to prove you can build something. Later, it becomes a chance to prove you can build it rig
Choose Your Own Adventure
You're standing in front of your closet. You've been there for twelve minutes. Every shirt looks fine. Every shirt also looks wrong. Your brain is doing that thing where it presents you with endless